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Tweak says, "Burn the witch!"

Kurt Hummel (sg_kurt) wrote,
@ 2011-08-29 22:33:00

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puckerman's fault, satan stole my clothes

(Sunday!)
I am never talking to anyone again. Or drinking. Or anything, ever. I'm going to die in peace and be glad I don't remember anything about last night.

~~I think I might have made out with Dave and Puck. At the same time. Or something.~~

ETA: Does anyone have my Calvin Klein shirt?

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	sg_dkarofsky 2011-08-30 02:37 am UTC (link)
	Blaming shit on Puckerman is usually the best way to go, bro. Also you're not allowed to die, I'm protectin' ya. Evans says to drink lots of water and apparently Artie's bringing around Bloody Marys or something. You need me to come over? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	sg_kurt 2011-08-30 02:38 am UTC (link)
	I'm just going to hide in here and die, and be glad Dad and Carole are in Columbus for the day. Don't Bloody Mary's have alcohol in them? I'm going to stick with water and pretty pretty tylenol. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sg_dkarofsky 2011-08-30 02:42 am UTC (link)
	Hair of the dog, dude. Also they're delicious. If you're sure. I mean, I can always come over. If you stop responding to things I'll come poke you and make sure you're not dead. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sg_kurt 2011-08-30 02:43 am UTC (link)
	I'm going to watch Toy Story 3. You can come and watch it with me if you want. ~~omg am i still drunk?~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sg_dkarofsky 2011-08-30 02:48 am UTC (link)
	I'm totally not going to laugh when you start crying. ~~Because I totally will be too~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sg_kurt 2011-08-30 02:50 am UTC (link)
	text when you're close and i'll come down and open the door. hopefully my head won't fall off when i do. (look i'm too tired and hungover for capital letters. that never happens.) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sg_dkarofsky 2011-08-30 02:52 am UTC (link)
	If it does I've got duct tape in my truck. You'll be fine, dude. (...yeah I'm definitely coming over. Where the fuck is Hudson to make sure you're not dead?) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sg_kurt 2011-08-30 02:54 am UTC (link)
	uhh...he's here somewhere. probably still sleeping like a normal person. i don't think he got as drunk as i did. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sg_dkarofsky 2011-08-30 03:00 am UTC (link)
	Weak. Tell him to get his lazy ass up and take care of you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sg_kurt 2011-08-30 03:01 am UTC (link)
	i can take care of myself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sg_dkarofsky 2011-08-30 03:02 am UTC (link)
	The shift key is too difficult for you right now, dude. No you can't. I'll be there in a few minutes. Try to not be dead. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sg_artie 2011-08-30 02:58 am UTC (link)
	I told you this. And Dave said it. Hair of the dog that done bit yo' ass. Meaning you get a little bit of what got you in this mess to begin with and it helps wean you off of your hangover gradually instead of all at once. But I guess you'd know this if you'd been drinking as long as I have. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sg_kurt 2011-08-30 02:59 am UTC (link)
	ugh, i can't even think of more alcohol without wanting to throw up (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sg_artie 2011-08-30 03:28 am UTC (link)
	Whatever, but I know what I'm talking about. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sg_puck 2011-08-30 02:53 am UTC (link)
	God, the second week of school and you're already using that tag again? Sure, blame things on the Jew. That's how it always goes... At least you made waffles. I can't be too bitter after that. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	sg_kurt 2011-08-30 02:54 am UTC (link)
	I think we're lucky i didn't set your kitchen on fire. i don't even remember waffles. were they good? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sg_puck 2011-08-30 02:56 am UTC (link)
	Oh, man. So good! There was like whipped cream and strawberries in this amazing fucking sauce! I think I can die happy now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sg_kurt 2011-08-30 02:57 am UTC (link)
	good to know i'm so awesome i can make waffles without even remembering, and that they were awesome. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sg_puck 2011-08-30 03:01 am UTC (link)
	Awesome? They were fucking orgasmic. I'm not even sad I didn't get laid this weekend! previous deleted for editing (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sg_kurt 2011-08-30 03:02 am UTC (link)
	ohh they were that good huh? good to know. sorry you didn't get laid. i thought the makeover would help. ...and i'm totally still drunk a little. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sg_sam 2011-08-30 03:21 am UTC (link)
	Don't worry if you don't remember anything. I've got a little video to help you out. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	sg_matt 2011-08-30 03:28 am UTC (link)
	...I will pay you to see what I missed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sg_sam 2011-08-30 03:32 am UTC (link)
	Dude, it's cool, I'll show you for free. It's freakin hilarious! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sg_puck 2011-08-30 03:43 am UTC (link)
	Fuck, what did I do? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sg_sam 2011-08-30 03:52 am UTC (link)
	I'm not sure if I should tell your or keep this for blackmail... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sg_puck 2011-08-30 04:34 am UTC (link)
	I'm your bro, bro. Why would you need to blackmail me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sg_sam 2011-08-30 04:37 am UTC (link)
	Who knows, I might need it in the future. When you guys turn on everyone after killing all the zombie penguins. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sg_puck 2011-08-30 12:15 pm UTC (link)
	Zombie penguins? What the actual fuck? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sg_sam 2011-08-31 12:50 am UTC (link)
	Dude, you guys were the one talking about it. Don't ask me. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sg_kurt 2011-08-30 12:10 pm UTC (link)
	Samuel Evans, whatever is on that video, delete it. RIGHT NOW. >. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sg_sam 2011-08-31 12:45 am UTC (link)
	No, I think I'll keep it ;D (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sg_santana 2011-08-30 04:38 am UTC (link)
	Lolllllllllllllllllll. I may or may not have your shirt. I've become attached. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	sg_santana 2011-08-30 09:18 am UTC (link)
	Oh! OH! I forgot to add - you're not a bad kisser, Kurt. Next time, add more tongue. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sg_kurt 2011-08-30 12:12 pm UTC (link)
	I want my shirt back. I vaguely remember kissing you, and you trying to eat my face. ~~Which is more than Blaine ever tries to do~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sg_santana 2011-08-30 12:15 pm UTC (link)
	Finders keepers. And fyi, Rachel was much better than you. But chin up, with a little practice, I'm sure you could be great. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sg_sam 2011-08-30 04:54 am UTC (link)
	P.S. You're a pretty awesome drunk (Reply to this) (Thread)

	sg_kurt 2011-08-30 12:12 pm UTC (link)
	Suddenly I am very glad I don't remember anything from last night. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sg_sam 2011-08-31 12:44 am UTC (link)
	It's cool, you didn't really do anything bad. You were just really ~~cute~~ funny. (Reply to this) (Parent)